Gadzooks. Wasn’t it a drama.
No, I’m not talking about War Horse (which, infamously, contained barely any drama. Except for when my good friend walked out half way through, struck with a hideous panic attack).
It’s last Thursday’s Oscar Nominations announcement (<—– linked to hither so that you can all enjoy the duo of treats that are Seth MacFarlane and Emma Stone) on about which I am bashing.
Well, it all got too much for me. I’ve had to spend the last few days cooling off in Ben Affleck’s mood. But now here’s some considered and, dare I say, splendid thoughts. (Wow, I did dare to say. Good for me. Like many of the nominees, I didn’t see that coming).
As you will see, my ramshackle predictions beforehand were pretty much like something carefully designed and manufactured at the shod-factory. But don’t let that stop you from trusting in my every word inherently.
And certainly don’t let it stop you from revisiting this old site frequently over the next month for reviews of the nominees, thoughts about their chances and the odd bit of artwork here and there too. There’s literally something for everybody* (*Disclaimer – This comment assumes that everybody likes at least one of the Oscars, film reviews, my thoughts, artwork or bad writing).
Best Picture:
Amour
Argo
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
What a colossal treat. Beasts of the Southern Wild. Hurrah. A divisive film, but one loved by this blog and I’m delighted that it got the recognition it deserves.
Great to see Michael Haneke’s grueling yet life-affirming Amour sneak in there too. It is a testing work of the kind that the Academy should be recognising and, although it is the second consecutive year that the Cannes Palme d’Or winner has been nominated for the big one (following Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life) it is the first foreign languagenon-Hollywood film to make the grade since Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon twelve years ago.
Other than those two, all of the suspected suspects are in there. My prediction of Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom misses out, but it’s no great loss. He will console himself with his second Best Original Screenplay nomination. The only other real snub is for The Master, which only impressed the Academy’s acting branch (yep, Jonny Greenwood left empty-handed again).
On a side-note, my recollection is that the reason the Academy decided to increase the number of potential nominess to 10 was to allow blockbusters such as Skyfall, Avengers Assemble and The Dark Knight Rises to stand a chance of being nominated. Clearly this is experiment has failed, and only Inception has benefited from the change since its, erm, inception.
My immediate hunch was that Lincoln , with its competition bettering 12 nominations, will take the big prize. But with Argo succeeding at the Golden Globes, there will be plenty of time for me to chop and change my guesstimates a million and one times before issuing my ultimate predictions in late February.
Best Actor:
Joaquin Phoenix in The Master
Bradley Cooper for Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln
Hugh Jackman for Les Misérables
Joaquin Phoenix for The Master
Denzel Washington for Flight
Amazingly, I managed to nail this category five for five. And for me, Joaquin Phoenix is a deserved three-time nominee in this very strong category.
Best Actress:
Emmanuelle Riva & Quvenzhane Wallis (Credit: GODLIS)
Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva for Amour
Quvenzhané Wallis for Beasts of the Southern Wild
Naomi Watts for The Impossible
There was more shocking glee to be had in the Best Actress category, both for me as well as for Amour and Beasts of the Southern Wild. Much has been made of the fact that Riva and Wallis at 85 and 9 are respectively the oldest and youngest performance nominees. And while Riva’s performance is quite incredible, I think there are certain ethical problems in rewarding Wallis in this fashion (on more, another time).
For the record, I was correct to say that the Academy would not likely back to foreign language actresses. Just a shame that I backed the wrong horse. No offence, like.
Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained
Best Supporting Actor:
Alan Arkin for Argo
Robert De Niro for Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman for The Master
Tommy Lee Jones for Lincoln
Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained
No surprises here. And, as Emma Stone amusingly pointed out, exclusively previous winners (which, I understand, is a first for the Academy Awards). Christoph Waltz seemed to be the last to sneak in, but has immediately amplified his chances by taking home another Golden Globe.
Best Supporting Actress:
Jacqui Weaver in Silver Linings Playbook, with fellow nominees Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro
Amy Adams for The Master
Sally Field for Lincoln
Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables
Helen Hunt for The Sessions
Jacqui Weaver for Silver Linings Playbook
Jacqui Weaver is pretty much the Academy’s only ‘wildcard’ in the performance categories, in a section again entirely consisting of previous nominees (including two winners). Her nomination for Oscar-loved Silver Linings Playbook completes the full set of acting category nominations for the film – the first time that has happened since Reds 31 years ago (Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson and Maureen Stapleton).
Best Director:
Michael Haneke with his Best Foreign Language Film Golden Globe won for Amour (Credit: Jordan Strauss / Associated Press)
Michael Haneke for Amour
Ang Lee for Life of Pi
David O. Russell for Silver Linings Playbook
Steven Spielberg for Lincoln
Benh Zeitlin for Beasts of the Southern Wild
…and the surprise fun continues. The only party that Affleck, Bigelow and Hooper are invited to is the snub-fest (oh, as well as the Academy Awards of course, what with Argo, Zero Dark Thirty and Les Mis being nominated in a host of other categories). And it wasn’t even Tarantino who shut their butts out. But instead David O. Russell, who is turning into something of an Oscar darling, Michale Haneke, whose spoof Twitter account is going to make the next month or so a laugh a minute, and newcomer Zeitlin. Again, my gut instinct is for an Ang Lee victory, but I’m sure I’ll waver more than the winner of the annual Dumb Greetings Championship.
John Gatins is nominated for Flight (Credit: Joseph Jacob)
Best Original Screenplay:
Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola for Moonrise Kingdom
Mark Boal for Zero Dark Thirty
John Gatins for Flight
Michael Haneke for Amour
Quentin Tarantino for Django Unchained
John Gatins’s screenplay for Flight soared (gerrit?) into the nominations, at the expense of the blatant shunning of Paul Thomas Anderson whose The Master crashed and burned (probably dreadfully inappropriate after today’s awful events in Vauxhall). Tarantino will surely fancy his chances to add to his Pulp Fiction screenplay win, although there’s clearly a lot of love for Haneke’s work and Mark Boal is another previous winner for The Hurt Locker.
Best Adapted Screenplay:
Lucy Alibar & Benh Zeitlin are nominated for Beasts of the Southern Wild (Credit: Skip Bolen/Getty Images North America)
Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin for Beasts of the Southern Wild
Tony Kushner for Lincoln
David Magee for Life of Pi
David O. Russell for Silver Linings Playbook
Chris Terrio for Argo
As expected from my predictions, this never seemed like it was going to be a category ripe for surprise. My self-indulgent outside bet on Beasts of the Southern Wild came good, although in retrospect, the Academy’s apparent love for the film actually made it something of a certainty. This is a really hot category that could genuinely go to any of the five, particularly when you consider the Academy’s penchant for quirky, offbeat comedies (recent screenplay wins for The Descendants, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine and Sideways) and the fact that Silver Linings Playbook is a quirky, offbeat comedy.
And the rest:
Everybody knows that the Academy doesn’t really care about tunes, graphics, noise, dressing up, sets, cameras, foreign muck, cartoons, real life or anything that lasts less than 40 minutes. Famously, the only reason that there are any other awards at all is to dubiously justify the marathon running time of the ceremony.
But I care. I really do. To a degree.
Particularly, this year, about the Best Animated Feature category. Let us repress the unwelcome memories of token nominees like Bolt, The Princess and the Frog, and Kung Fu Panda 2. And let us embrace a new dawn of drawn, sculpted and computer generated jam-packed quality. Even the hotly tipped Rise of the Guardians and Golden Globe nominated Hotel Transylvania couldn’t place among a five-strong selection.
Although Amour appears to be a dead cert for Best Foreign Language film, the big talking point was that critic-proof French feelgood The Intouchables didn’t make the cut. I was glad to see Danish period piece A Royal Affair included, if only because it partially recognises the brilliant Mads Mikkelsen, who was inexplicably not even whispered about this awards season for his performance in Thomas Vinterburg’s The Hunt.
Best Original Song is always susceptible to throwing up the odd oddity, and this year is no exception – Adele and Seth MacFarlane picking up nominations for Skyfall and Ted respectively (Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you). Seth MacFarlane will be among a select (if not necessarily elite) crew of Oscar hosts who are nominated in the same year, comprising James Franco (for 127 Hours), Paul Hogan (for co-writing Crocodile Dundee), Walter Matthau (for The Sunshine Boys) and Michael Caine (for Sleuth).
And on the topic of Skyfall (the last paragraph mentioned it briefly, so that qualifies as being ‘on the topic’), much to the chagrin of many British fans, it failed to register other than in the ‘technical’ categories. I sympathise with the argument and agree that if Skyfall doesn’t cut the mustard to make it into the ‘big 5’, then the Bond franchise will forever be omitted.
And here are all those remaining categories in full:
Best Animated Feature:
Brave
Frankenweenie
ParaNorman
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!
Wreck-It Ralph
Best Foreign Language Film:
Amour (Austria)
Kon-Tiki (Norway)
No (Chile)
A Royal Affair (Denmark)
War Witch (Canada)
Best Original Song:
“Before My Time” by J. Ralph for Chasing Ice
“Suddenly” by Alain Boublil, Claude-Michel Schönberg and Herbert Kretzmer for Les Misérables
“Pi’s Lullaby” by Mychael Danna and Bombay Jayshree for Life of Pi
“Skyfall” by Adele and Paul Epworth for Skyfall
“Everybody Needs a Best Friend” by Walter Murphy and Seth MacFarlane for Ted
Best Cinematography:
Anna Karenina
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall
Best Editing:
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
Best Production Design:
Anna Karenina
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Best Costume Design:
Anna Karenina
Les Misérables
Lincoln
Mirror Mirror
Snow White and the Huntsman
Best Makeup and Hairstyling:
Hitchcock
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables
Best Original Score:
Anna Karenina
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall
Best Sound Mixing:
Argo
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall
Best Sound Editing:
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Skyfall
Zero Dark Thirty
Best Visual Effects:
Avengers Assemble
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Life of Pi
Prometheus
Snow White and the Huntsman
Best Documentary:
5 Broken Cameras
The Gatekeepers
How to Survive a Plague
The Invisible War
Searching for Sugar Man
Best Documentary Short:
Inocente
Kings Point
Mondays at Racine
Open Heart
Redemption
Best Short Film:
Asad
Buzkashi Boys
Curfew
Dood van een Schaduw
Henry
Best Short Animation:
Adam and Dog
Fresh Guacamole
Head Over Heels
Paperman
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